2010 Dolphins Primed for the Second ever 0-16 NFL season?
Posted by boom on July 8th, 2010
With NFL mini camps off to a whirling start in the early months of July Dolphins fans all over the country and in the sunshine state are speculating where the team will end up concluding the 2010 season. Well bloggers you heard it here first, the 2010 Dolphins will not win a game in their upcoming season. Read below to find out my reasoning, and yes it is all factual information.
1) Serena Williams, Jimmy Buffet, J Lo and Marc Anthony are just a few who have stake in partial ownership of the team, who’s next?… Lady Gaga… The owners becoming more worried about the spectacle surrounding the game rather than the team on the field is one reason why these fish will flounder.
2) Chad Henne, the big bad Michigan alum will take the reins as the full-time starter, this proven vet definitely bodes well for the fins who have many questions surrounding various aspects of the team…. NOT!!! Chad Henne is about as unproven as Jamarcus Russell was when he was taken first overall by the Oakland Raiders a few seasons ago. We all know what ended up happening with that hamburglar experiment, (here is a little sip sip in cell block 29 refresher). Ohh well maybe the Fins could throw Ronnie Brown back there, after all he does have better career #’s in INT’s and a better QB rating. (o INTS vs Henne’s 14 … 101.2 rating vs Henne’s meager 75.2) .
3) Brandon Marshall aka TO v.2 aka team killer will be added to a cast who could not handle the outspokenness of Joey Porter. Brandon Marshall’s “I come first” mentality will be to much to handle for a team trying to figure out its own identity. Bill Parcells: “Are we a throwing team with a good run game, or are we a good ground team with a quality receiver? What buffet am I eating for lunch?” The fins a run-first orientated team will not blend well with Marshall’s attitude and NO Karlos Dansby is not enough to save them… Ohhh well at least he can take some comfort in the fact he is getting paid like a top WR in the game, to bad he will not be utilized like one.
4) (Insert) Slew of other reasons which can not be disclosed at this time in fear of Boom’s crystal ball being stolen, or smashed apart by angry Fins’ fans. Stay tuned for more factual reasons why the fins will flounder in 2010.
My crystal ball insight does not lie kiddies. Laugh now but come December when the above factors take effect and 0-16 is a reality you will look back on this article and realize BOOM told you so … YESS!!!!
July 12th, 2010 at 1:25 pm
no u r a idiot no wai they go 0-16 go find something ta do with ur werthless life. go boom off this earth loser thx
July 12th, 2010 at 2:55 pm
you are a fuckin moron.
July 12th, 2010 at 5:32 pm
This is the dumbest shit ever. It makes no seems, has no validity, and is an attempt to drive traffic to a horrible blog.
July 13th, 2010 at 1:35 am
Thanks for reading
More facts coming soon
July 26th, 2010 at 12:41 pm
1) Who cares who has part ownership in our team? None of them are going to suit up and start playing. I guess you don’t like money.
2) You compared Chad Henne to Jamarcus Russell… Fail there. Even if Henne struggles or gets hurt we still have Pennington.
3) Brandon Marshall got paid and is happy. That is all he wanted in Denver. He isn’t on dancing shows and running his own iPod App. He made a guy named Kyle Orton look like a star year.
4) “Uhhh I can’t think of anything else so I am just going to say there is a slew of more problems.”
Do us all a favor and just kill yourself.
July 26th, 2010 at 8:23 pm
What else can you expect from a closet jests fan?